Better to be pissed off than pissed on

I am at work. We just laid a dog on his back to do an ultrasound of his abdomen. He got nervous and decided to pee. Only, since he was on his back, his 'water gun' was aimed right at me. Perfect shot, right in my mouth. I can't wait to give Nancy a big kiss when I get home. Good thing I love my job, huh?