Thursday, April 3, 2008

You Ain't Got No Alibi, You Ugly

***Disclaimer: If you are reading this blog, and you happen to be the person(s) who is/are buying the house below, we think your selection of exterior is beautiful and unique... a bold and stunning combination of style and good taste. We are proud and excited to have you and your beautiful home as part of our fledgling neighborhood***

For everyone else...

This is the house I referred to in yesterday's blog. Unfortunately, the pictures don't give it's ugliness the credit it deserves.




And here are a couple of The Fitz as of today. Almost finished with the brick.

And if you happen to like the "ugly" house's exterior better than ours, again, keep it to yourself. Ahem...Pit of Doom...cough.

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

She's a Brick House

Ever since we picked out our brick in Mike’s office, we have been a little nervous about whether we would still like it once it was attached to our house and there was no turning back. It is really hard to know for sure what a house will look like covered in bricks when you are picking from groups of three bricks on a piece of cardboard in an office. To add to our apprehension, there is a new house down the street that has a stone/ brick combination that I’m sure looked wonderful in Mike’s office, but looks absolutely hideous on the house. And those poor people are stuck with it. And when I say hideous, that is giving it way too much credit. Seriously, if it were my house, I would get some really good insurance and set it on fire, before we even moved in of course. I think I will take a picture of it tomorrow and post it here so you can see what I mean.

Anyway, we have been a little nervous about what our brick would look like, but even if it didn’t look as good as we had hoped, at least we wouldn’t have the ugliest house in the neighborhood. They are about 2/3 done with the brick work, and I am pleased to report that we are very happy with our choice. We both love it. So now we drive around and Nancy says, as we pass each house, “Their brick doesn’t look as good as ours” or “that brick looks sorta like ours, only not as pretty”. She’s very entertaining, and not at all humble about her excellent taste in home decor. I say her taste, because I remember thinking that all the bricks looked pretty much the same, and telling her to hurry up so we could get back in the car and I could listen to the Aggie basketball game on the radio.

And if you visit our house and do not think that every faucet, fixture, and color is absolutely the most beautiful thing you have ever laid eyes on, do not dare tell Nancy. If you do, she will cast you into the Pit of Doom that she is having specially installed for just that purpose:

Okay, so that is just the view of our front entryway from upstairs, but I would still recommend keeping any negative opinions to yourself. Believe me when I tell you that the figurative Pit of Doom is much, much worse than the real thing.

Here are some pictures:





Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Just Kidding

Yes, it was just an April Fool’s Day joke. Nancy has been bugging me all day to post that. Those idiots are still going to loan us enough money to buy The Fitz, at least as far as we know. I hope Karma doesn’t come back to bite me, because none of you will believe me if it really does fall through. I just couldn’t let AFD go by without having a little fun. Judging by the number of phone calls we got, more people read this blog than I thought. And I got called some pretty colorful names by Nancy’s mom. Remind me to let her in on the next joke I pull. I even fooled my own mother. Of course, like any good mother, she repaid me with the guilt of her “worrying all day long” about us. And Nancy’s brother was ready to go kick the mortgage lender in the teeth. It is good to know we have several co-signors and potential connections in the mortgage industry if we need them. LOL

Those boys are really working hard on the house these days. The brick is on its way up the walls, and as of this evening, all the sheetrock is finished, and 75% of the taping and floating has been finished. We ran into our construction manager tonight, and he thinks they will have all the brick done and the walls textured by the end of the week. Seriously, anybody know someone who wants to buy nice 3-2-2 in Katy? We need to get this house sold.

We are already planning our housewarming party. Well, by planning, I mean we mentioned once that we ought to have one. You’re all invited, of course. If you’ll forgive me for my little joke.

Here are the latest pics, as of last night:








Monday, March 31, 2008

%@#*%@

Our mortgage lender called this evening, and apparently, since I have been self-employed for less than a year, they cannot consider my income for a mortgage loan. We already knew that part. The kicker is, with Nancy's income being the only one considered, and despite her excellent credit, we cannot get a loan without what would amount to a 43% down payment (they can only loan us a total of 57% of the price of the house)...although we were already pre-approved. The guy says, "Well, the way the industry is going right now, we have changed our guidelines somewhat, and we are loaning more conservatively." What a bunch of BS.

To make a long story short, we are taking our house off the market tomorrow. The Fitz will be shown to other buyers. The only way we can still get it is to reapply in September, after I have been self-employed for one year. The chances of it not being sold by then...zero.

So we have to start this whole damn process over in the fall. Needless to say, this blog won't be about our house building experience any time soon.

Sunday, March 30, 2008

Holy Sheetrock

When we first signed our contract with Mike, and he was going over all the specifics, I remember him pointing out one clause in the contract and explaining it, “When we get to the sheetrock stage, if you still haven’t sold your house, we have the right to start showing it to other prospective buyers.” I remember thinking at the time that that sounded so far away. Surely we would have our house sold by then. 2 1/2 months, 5 showings, and one joke of an offer later, we are at the sheetrock stage of our home, and still the proud owners of the little house at 24003 Silversmith Lane.

No worries though. We are confident that our house will sell. If not, we will have to get by like my sister and bro-in-law, and Nancy’s parents did. They both had trouble selling their houses, too…and they managed. Honestly, we are not at the point where we are stressing about it, although I would say we are getting a little anxious. And Mike has assured us he will not be showing The Fitz to anyone else. Which is very bright on his part, because Nancy might slash his tires if he did. She knows where he works.

Speaking of the sheetrock stage, Nancy went (alone) for the “pre-sheetrock meeting” yesterday. For those of you keeping score at home, that is a pre-release meeting, two design center meetings, a pre-construction meeting, and a pre-sheetrock meeting that I have managed to get out of going to. Damn, I’m good. Any of you guys out there that would like pointers on how to get out of boring stuff you don’t want to go to, I’m thinking about writing a book on the subject. Chapter 2 shows you how to get out of going to your wife’s college roommates’ weddings. Chapter 3 is Class Reunions. That’s as far as I’ve gotten so far. My number one tip is simple…”work” until at least 6 pm every night. I’ve gotten a lot of mileage out of that one. However, after my wife reads this, I will probably be going to baby showers with her on Aggie football weekends this fall.

Our neighborhood is quickly turning into a ‘Who’s Who Among Teachers at Taylor High School’…where Nancy teaches. She has gotten out of control with trying to get referrals, which in turn get us $1000 off our upgrade costs at closing. So far, she has recruited two fellow teachers to Silver Ranch, and every week, it seems, there is at least one more teacher who is considering buying a house there. I mean, it is a pretty sweet neighborhood and all, but at this rate we are going to have to sit in tiny desks and raise our hands to speak at the neighborhood BBQs. She even recruits teachers she doesn’t like, which doesn’t make any sense to me. Nothing like selling out and having crappy neighbors…all for a thousand bucks worth of brushed nickel plumbing fixtures.

Seriously though, there is no one else I would rather be going through all this stuff with than Nancy. Well, maybe if she was the same woman without my Mom’s name…but I digress. She even thoroughly enjoys being picked on and being the butt…err, subject… of most of my stories on this blog. Although she did try to convince my sister last weekend that I am making it all up. She wishes.

This week is going to be an exciting week. They are going to finish the drywall and start laying bricks on Monday. Once the bricks are done, I suspect things are going to slow down for a while. So I will have to come up with something else to write about. I am sure you’re heartbroken about that. Prepare yourself for stories about crazy clients and their pets….that’s all I’m sayin’.

On to the pictures




Bricks are ready to go


Our living room


Kitchen


Stairs



Fireplace

Monday, March 24, 2008

A Slow Week

Things are moving pretty slow with the house these days. That hasn't stopped us from checking up on it almost every day, however. The last few times we have gone out, it was obvious that nothing had been done since we last saw it. According to our construction manager, we are about to have bricks and sheetrock, as soon as the framing inspector checks everything out. I could save him the time and money...we have inspected every square inch and it looks up to code to us. To give you an idea how little has been done in the past week: When we went out there tonight, Nancy got excited because it looked like a spare 2x4 was laying in a different spot, a sure sign that someone had at least been in the house today.

Last week when we went out there and they had just poured our driveway, we got the bright idea to carve our initials in the wet cement. Nothing too big, just a small piece of evidence that we were there on the day they poured the concrete. The problem is, semi-wet cement is not real conducive to writing initials, especially small ones. It is very grainy and crumbles very easily. So when Nancy got a nail and tried to write our initials, it didn't work so well. Since you couldn't even tell what it was supposed to say, I repaired the damage. And by "repaired" I mean made it alot worse. So now we have a nice little rough patch on our driveway that sticks out like a sore thumb. Adds character, I guess.

We drove to Austin this weekend to meet Makinley. She is so tiny and adorable. She likes head rubs, sort of like her Aunt Nancy. I know Scott and Laura were very tired from a long week, so we didn't get to stay long, but we are glad they let us come by and meet the newest member of our crazy family.

We also got to see their new house for the first time, and we were very impressed. Laura was a little nervous after reading this blog, since she was sure Nancy was going to walk through and critique the light fixtures or countertops or something. Nancy loved their master closet, which is similar in size to what ours will be. Ever since she saw Laura's ironing board inside the closet, she has been very excited about being able to iron inside our closet (don't ask...I have no idea why that is exciting. I do my ironing with the dryer). She even did a rough measurement of our half-built closet today to make sure this would be possible. Thank God it is big enough, or we might have had to bail on The Fitz before we ever moved in. The problem is, the wide end of the closet, where putting up an ironing board is possible, was supposed to be my side of the closet. Nancy has now claimed that side for herself (and the ironing board) as well, so I am pretty sure I will now be hanging my clothes in the linen closet in the hallway. That is, until she needs more room for her shoes.

Here are some recent pictures, although not much has changed. The pictures of the Porto-Potties are after a big storm we had that blew them over. I would’ve hated to have been chunkin’ a deuce in there when that happened. Since then, we witnessed two non-construction-worker-lookin’ guys put our house’s Porto-Potty in the back of their truck and drive off. It still has not returned, so Nancy is convinced that the workers will now be using our bathtub as a urinal.



Aren't you glad it isn't your job to clean up this mess?


Our fireplace


I hope they haven't already used it as a urinal. Come to think of it, she was acting a little pissy on the way home that night.




Our driveway. My "repairs" are not visible in this picture.










Monday, March 17, 2008

Makinley Kate Bigham

7 lbs 3 oz
Born 3-17-08
Congratulations, Laura and Scott. She is adorable!


Happy Mom and Makinley

Sleeping Makinley


And, since she is a St. Patrick's Day baby: